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Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Thanks to Alex Chernavsky and Casey Manion.

New Word: crapeterian

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

At Christmas dinner I learned a new word:

crapeterian. n. A vegetarian who eats crap (e.g., Doritos, candy, doughnuts).

UC Berkeley Joke

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

From a Berkeley professor: “On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, we have budget cuts. On Tuesday and Thursday, student protests. On the weekend, police brutality.”

The Verb “To Google”

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

I visited Google New York a few years ago. In conversation, an engineer used the verb to google — just like everyone else. Slightly amusing. Today I used the verb to google in an email. Gmail told me it was misspelled! Google is okay but google is not in their dictionary. Too modest!

Beijing Earthquake

Friday, October 21st, 2011

Last week an earthquake centered in Russia was strong enough to be noticed in Beijing. A friend of mine, a designer for Sony Ericsson, was on the 22nd floor of a 27-floor building. She felt the building sway. Everyone rushed downstairs. She was the only one carrying a laptop. Her colleagues told her she was stupid: The company owns that laptop.