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New Word: crapeterian

At Christmas dinner I learned a new word:

crapeterian. n. A vegetarian who eats crap (e.g., Doritos, candy, doughnuts).

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6 Responses to “New Word: crapeterian”

  1. Analog Eye Says:
    December 27th, 2011 at 5:58 am

    In fairness, that should be ANYBODY who eats that kind of thing… hehehe

  2. dearieme Says:
    December 27th, 2011 at 6:34 am

    Do profiteroles count?

  3. Bill Strahan Says:
    December 27th, 2011 at 9:13 am

    Funny, I always called them vegetardians. :)

  4. Adam Says:
    December 27th, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    There’s nothing quite like an obese vegetarian / vegan lecturing you about nutrition.

  5. Ian Says:
    December 28th, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Why this is an awesome word: “vegetarian” looks like it should mean one who eats vegetables, rather than one who doesn’t eat meat, while in fact many non-meat-eaters eat far more crap than vegetables.

    This explanation may be unnecessary for most, but I had to think about it for a few minutes before I really got it.

  6. Seth Roberts Says:
    December 28th, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    I agree. I would like to hear someone say: “You know, the usual word for what I am is vegetarian. But I prefer to call myself a crapeterian.”